Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Takes 2 Tuesday!

We are celebrating LOVE tonight!  Couples only!! Buy your tickets for Cooking Cocktails and Scandal this Thursday and get Two tickets for $20.  'Cause it's better together!!!  Follow this link now!!


Monday, February 24, 2014

Cooking, Cocktails and the return of SCANDAL!!! Join us for a great night!!

Dear Black Artists...We'll Take it from here...

This is Genius.  It originally ran in RapRehab.com and then in Billboard and now RadioFacts this morning.  The author, hip hop historian Sebastien Elkouby ironically is white so the fact that he so poignantly crafted this reality cleverly dressed as satire makes it even more meaningful... Check it out.

Dear black artists,
We regret to inform you that the need for our services will soon come to an end as we enter a critical restructuring period. Fortunately, after having spent nearly a century meticulously studying your art, language, fashion, and lifestyle, we have learned enough to confidently move forward without your assistance. We thank you for your contributions but have decided to make some necessary changes as a result of your decreasing value. Focus groups show that consumers are looking for more relatable images. While 2013 marked the first time in Billboard’s 55 year history that there were no black artists on top of the Hot 100 chart, this was a great year for us with Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, and Macklemore claiming the #1 spot on the R&B/Hip-Hop chart, proving that market demands are shifting. Consequently, in the next few months, we will be gradually phasing out your positions as we finalize this reorganization. In the meantime, we ask you to continue with business as usual, training your replacements Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber until instructed otherwise. Your severance package includes a lifetime supply of Air Jordans, unlimited access to reruns of “Love and Hip Hop”, a new 30 piece Tom Ford wardrobe, and the latest iPhone. Your medical coverage will be provided through ObamaCare.
We want you to know that your termination is in no way a statement about the quality of your work with us. As such, we would like to acknowledge your outstanding contributions to the industry over the past decades. In music, we’d like to thank Kendrick Lamar’s thought-provoking body of work which has opened the door for Macklemore, a shining example of what intelligent rap looks like.
In business, Jay Z’s partnership with Samsung was historical as the Korean mobile company paid the rapper a mere $5 million and his company Roc Nation, another $15 million, a bargain deal relative to their standard annual $4 billion marketing budget and $220 billion net worth. In fashion, while Kanye West may be experiencing difficulties launching his own brand, his loyalty to European designers continues to add value to an already thriving industry that other entertainers like Migos seem to enjoy promoting for free.
In cinema, “The Butler” and “12 Years a Slave” were Oscar-worthy gems, showcasing the strength and pride of a resilient people. We understand that this year, you will continue this tradition of inspiring historical films with the May release of “Belle” and the History Channel’s forthcoming reboot of the groundbreaking 70′s televised series, “Roots”. Your work did not go unnoticed as it has inspired us to produce new historical movies of our own, depicting our rich cultural heritage. Upcoming releases include:
* “Son of God” produced by reality TV pioneer Mark Burnett and starring Diogo Morgado
* “Noah” starring Russell Crowe
* “Exodus” starring Christian Bale as Moses
* “Mary, Mother of Christ” starring 16 year old Odeya Rush

Just as your movies depict the struggles and achievements of your best and brightest, these powerful films are meant to inspire and remind us of our glorious past and divine lineage.
In an attempt to capitalize on the recent trend in movies that focus on triumphs of the African-American experience, we have recently begun developing films with similar themes. Channing Tatum has just been cast as the lead in the Nat Turner Story while Scarlett Johansson is reported to have accepted the role of Harriet Tubman in a forthcoming biopic. Like Quentin Tarentino’s “Django Unchained”, both movies promise to offer the perfect balance between shoot-em-up style action and social commentary while boasting two smash-hit soundtracks featuring Eminem, Katy Perry, and Ke$ha.
Again, none of this could have been accomplished without your unwavering commitment and dedication to our mission. We trust that your transition will be smooth and wish you continued success with your new journey into Electronic Dance Music.
The industry

And if you needed further confirmation and you missed the 5th installation of Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake's History of Rap... Enjoy.

Friday, February 14, 2014

Love, Life, and the 411 - Soldiers of Love | miami.com

Valentine’s Day is so loaded with expectations and overwrought expressions of hallmark love. I say this year take the pressure off and just go out and have a good time. No cards, candy, flowers, claim you’re broke; your car note is due. Anything. Just plan a lovely evening for the one you love (or want to love) and if said mate can enjoy the day with you without a guilt trip, pouting, and or poisoning your drink...Read more...Love, Life, and the 411 - Soldiers of Love | miami.com

Thursday, February 13, 2014

New Jack in the City - RONNIE VOP

I told you about this young man on HOT 105 this week and his performance at the Miramar Cultural Art Center's Black History Month celebration and now take a listen to one of South Florida's hottest new artist, Ronnie VOP

Friday, February 7, 2014

FIGHT NIGHT @ Sleazy' & Zino's

Really dudes? but the funniest thing is there are almost as many cameras as guests at the opening of Stevie and Benzino restaurant! But hello, what exactly DO you expect when you name your spot “Sleazy & Zino Bistro & Bar.” Supposedly Karlie Redd ended up being knocked out while several others suffered bloody cuts. Meanwhile, Momma Dee got hit in the face with a bottle. Ahhh they are cutting the promos NOW for the new season of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta THIS SECOND I bet!

Monday, January 27, 2014

Sunday, January 26, 2014

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   Fab couples of the night   Bey and Jay Robin and Paula and Robin Thicke  

Sent from my mobile. Enjoy.

   Everything! Beyonce and Jay Z ROYAL at the Grammys  

Friday, December 27, 2013

Kimye: Lifestyles of the Crass and Classless Vol.365

Kanye West, not content to just give fiancĂ©e Kim Kardashian a work of art for Christmas, had to give her one she can carry around so EVERYONE knows just how conspicuous their consumption is... And of course his Forever 21 platinum series bride to be immediately posted the purse carryon luggage on Instagram.  The over the top Hermes bag was customized with a nude painting on it by artist, George Condo
To wit she hastagged #HandPaintedGeorgeCondo #HermesBirkin #OneofOne #ChristmasPresentFromYeezy,” It's just so new money "Look What I got"  basic and  tacky. 

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